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Tuesday, May 5, 2009

For women only! That's your warning, :)


Mother Nature..you have arrived this morning and I do not like you. Yeah, I know you exist for the purpose of maybe myself having another child, every stinking month. Which we all know is not going to happen. But yet, you give me cramps that make me get a babysitter for the morning so I can curl up in the fetus position until my midol kicks in. On top of everything, you make me cranky, irritable, and give me a couple huge zits on my face. Don't you know that working out with a bloated belly and my uterus falling out is not fun at ALL?! But yet, I still push play, with my tummy bulging out like I'm 3 months pregnant. I have a nice stomach mother nature, and you are totally a buzzkill for when I go to the pool later. Networking? Not today! I'm achy, I'm still in a robe, haven't brushed my teeth, and I plan on taking a nap pretty soon. You give me haides on the first day, Mother Nature, and again, I do NOT like you, AT ALL!!!

6 comments:

life in a positive direction said...

AAAHHhhhhh-Demi Bean. Friend to friend, consider yourself warned!!! I cannot let you blog, text, or reference your 'friend' in a public forum ever again. Girl nights over cocktails-sure....but seriously, if you ever title something saying you shouldn't look-means you have to look. Sheeze!!!

Demi Eliese said...

tahahhahaahaa-I love it, itsall good Jess! You know I have no manners! :)

Jen said...

When you start describing your poops...I may yell at you...but other than that...I like the honest-talk about all subjects. That's what helps us to feel like we really know each other, even through all the distance and cyberspace! Sorry for the misery every month though...I'm totally kicking Eve's BUTT when I get to heaven! :)

Annie said...

HAHA!! I love it because I can totally relate. My "friend" takes me out of work most months!

Demi Eliese said...

Watch out Jen, I might just start doing that too, brooohahahahhaa! lol!!

KC said...

I feel your pain girlfriend....I get the same way. I seriously wish I could just snap my fingers and make it all disappear forever! (i don't plan on having any more babies, so why should I have to continue to suffer each month?!)