Tuesday, May 5, 2009
For women only! That's your warning, :)
Mother Nature..you have arrived this morning and I do not like you. Yeah, I know you exist for the purpose of maybe myself having another child, every stinking month. Which we all know is not going to happen. But yet, you give me cramps that make me get a babysitter for the morning so I can curl up in the fetus position until my midol kicks in. On top of everything, you make me cranky, irritable, and give me a couple huge zits on my face. Don't you know that working out with a bloated belly and my uterus falling out is not fun at ALL?! But yet, I still push play, with my tummy bulging out like I'm 3 months pregnant. I have a nice stomach mother nature, and you are totally a buzzkill for when I go to the pool later. Networking? Not today! I'm achy, I'm still in a robe, haven't brushed my teeth, and I plan on taking a nap pretty soon. You give me haides on the first day, Mother Nature, and again, I do NOT like you, AT ALL!!!